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Name	Lindsey Rukkus
Age	Legal
Below the Waist	nothin but pure awesome.
Star Sign	aries
Pays the Bills	i play "housewife" rather girlfriend. i make shit run smooth here, my sugar daddy pays the bills
Body Alterations	a bunch of tattoos from the side of my head on down
Tattoos by	about 11 or 12 different artists
Killing my Ears with	mostly old 70s and 80s punk...however, i listen to everything.
On the Boobtube	i dig adult swim, and anything dealing with odd bits of not so well known history.
Flicks worth watching	mad monster party, clockwork orange, fear and loathing, drop dead fred
Good Reads	zombie survival guide, under the black flag
Favorite Artists	gris grimly, shag, dave glass
If I was an Animal	platypus...those things are rad. end of story.
In my Freetime	paint, lots.....smoke massive quantities of cigarettes, make fun of people and throw shoes.
Can't live without	Blue Burgan, music, Red Stripe....Yeah, exactly in that order.
Gets me horny	People with good musical taste, folks with brains in their noggins, crappy tattoos, dirty mechanic types AND MOST IMPORTANTLY PEOPLE WHO DONT GET FUCKING DUIs ANY MORE....dick.
Favorite Pickup line	I hear youve been arrested. Ive also been arrested, hahahaha (ok so i invented that- you know it was awesome)
I Lostthe Vcard	probably along with my i.d. card, my social security card and every other god damn card ive lost while being intoxicated (bad joke im full of them)
My wet dreams include	Stealing a large ship, overtaking the crew- resurrecting Stiv Bators and sailing to Jamaica....although not to do bad things to stiv. i just want his musical stylings as my ship stealing music.
In the Bedroom I prefer	roughness but most importantly the ability to be silly. if a odd noise happens or someone falls over thats fucking funny and im going to laugh.
Most Amazing Time	I was finally with my best friend...in a dirty ass gnarley fuckin scabbies infested hotel room, waiting to go swimming at night (making with the sexy time)and he rolled over and we started to get down. homeboy had my fuckin knees shakin dude- it was nuts.
Most Embarassing Time	HE FLOPPED ON ME LIKE A DYING FISH. no thrusting, just flopping.and F.Y.I. if you see this, you know who you are, your apartments lame and so are you
Favorite Razor Doll	im gunna say razordude, and technically i vote him in to razordudedom, SCUMMY
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March, 26th 2008

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Thank all of you on this site for ruling my whole fucking world...Or at least ruling it today. this site is by far the best "beatin it" site ever, and im on it. YAY! Furthermore, its my birthday tomorrow, come out and by me booze, I'm going to need it