RD: Whats your biggest accomplishment in terms of Art??

John K.: The success of Ren and Stimpy for a short time changed the way cartoons were being made on TV. For a few years all the networks went around bragging that they made "Creator Driven Cartoons" in other words, cartoons made by cartoonists which to them was a revolutionary concept. For 25 years prior to Ren and Stimpy, cartoons were made by executives and hack/phony and illiterate "writers" who hated cartoons. It s pretty much reverted back to that ugly situation again.

RD: Do people ever send you pictures of tattoos of your work??

John K.: Yes, I ve had girls send me pictures of their nether areas that they descrated with tatoos of Ren, mostly.

RD: What do you think of porn??

John K.: I m not against it. I m a guy. I really only like "R" rated though. I like girls to be pretty, not gross and I especially disapprove of looking at other men doing what I want to do to the girts! Who the hell came up with that concept anyway? What kind of men want to se other men naked? We re ugly enough with out clothes on!

RD: What kind of girls are you into??

John K.: Young talented and nerdy cartoonist girls. Girls who like to do it while eating ice cream and watching Terrytoons or the 3 Stooges. Got any? They can apply for fun here. http://www.myspace.com/jkricfalusi

RD: Do you have any "cartoon groupies?"

John K.: Mostly in other states! The girls I hang around with are very good cartoonists, like Katie Rice of FunnyCute-link to her site!! http://funnycute.blogspot.com She s taken though, and I hang around with Annmarie Ashkar-who created the first Flash cartoons with me for the Internet-remember The Goddamn George Liquor Program and Weekend Pussy Hunt? Both those girls, along with Dave Feiss (creator of Cow and Chicken) are in a band with me. The Traumas. http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2006/03/traumas-cartoonists-sing.html

RD: Any Crazy Sexual Exploits??

John K.: Well, of course..I had a girlfriend that was a squirter. Actually when we first started dating she told me that no boy could make her come. That she d have to finish the job on her own. I took care of that. It turned out she could shoot huge sheets of shame on me. She s a great cartoonist too and loved ice cream and Terrytoons.

RD: What do you think of razordolls??

John K.: It s kind of new isn t it? I ve only found one page of girls so far. Maybe I need a personal guide through it. Send a tour bus.

RD: Whos your favorite razordoll??

John K.: Mary Murder.

RD: Do you think Porn will ever be an accepted art form??

John K.: Well it s rare that it s very artistic, isn t it? I would love to do naked cartoon girls. Like these. http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2006/04/george-liquor-stories-4-heaven-and.html Actually I already did one starring Ren and Stimpy. It s called Naked Beach Frenzy. http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2006/04/lost-episodes-of-ren-and-stimpy-sneak_21.html It s coming out on DVD in the summer so tell everyone who likes hot naked cartoon chicks to buy it! It ll also settle the controversy over whether Ren is gay or not.

RD: What upcoming artists should we look out for??

John K.: Well Katie Rice definitely. She and I just drew a music video for Weird Al. It should released soon on a dual-disk of a bunch of his new songs. Every one is animated by a different animator. Nick Cross is great. http://www.pyatyletka.blogspot.com Here s Kristin http://kristens-sketchblog.blogspot.com And Marlo http://marlomeekins.blogspot.com

RD: Do you like Horror Movies?? If so Whats your Favorite??

John K.: I don t like modern ones (surprise!) No blood and guts or slasher movies thank you. I like a lot of old horror movies though, like Bride of Frankenstein and Night Of The Hunter. My favorite horror movie is The Raven, starring Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff. You gotta rent it! It s all about "toooorture". I ve watched it a million times.

RD: Whats your opinion on the cartoon scene today??

John K.: There are a lot of talented artists on the "scene" but they are not allowed to work at their capacity. It s a damn shame. A lot of cartoonists are really depressed. I suppose the dumb ones are happy.

RD: Anything else you want to say??

John K.: I m amazed you think anyone would want to read about a cartoonist on a site full of naked girls, but thanks for elevating me to such a high plateau!