RD: When did you start painting??

Jonathan Wayshak: been drawing since a kid...the painting thing started maybe 89 yrs ago? something like that. it's a bitch.

RD: Where are you from??

Jonathan Wayshak: milpitas, california. a little shithole burb next to san jose filled with small timers that think they're players. they're all bullshitters.

RD: Main art influences??

Jonathan Wayshak: transformers the movie(1987), greg ginn, barron storey, kaiya lynn, charles schultz, harlan ellison, rick berry, wrest, varg vikernes, crispin glover...too many to name.

RD: Do you have to get in the "zone" to paint, or do you just jump right into it??

Jonathan Wayshak: the "zone" is for posers who don't know their shit...you just work and it either comes out decent, or it sucks ass. i don't really worry about it.

RD: What kind of Music do you listen to??

Jonathan Wayshak: basically, everyone should just listen to leviathan and noothgrush.

RD: How did you develop your stylle??

Jonathan Wayshak: basically, just masturbate onto a piece of black construction paper and draw what you see. kind of like a rorschach test, except a little messier, especially if you miss.

RD: Do you have any crazy art gallery moments??

Jonathan Wayshak: yeah, some jackass wanted to give me money for a painting. it was wild, man!

RD: Whats your biggest accomplishment in terms of Art??

Jonathan Wayshak: getting people to believe that the work is worth anything...the scam is working so far.

RD: Do people ever send you pictures of tattoos of your work??

Jonathan Wayshak: yeah...it's usually a picture of the fuckin cat drawing i did 4 yrs ago that will haunt me for the rest of my life.

RD: What do you think of porn??

Jonathan Wayshak: it's ok.

RD: What kind of girls are you into??

Jonathan Wayshak: short hair aryan girls with baseball bats that give blowjobs for happy meals.

RD: Do you have any "art groupies"??

Jonathan Wayshak: who doesn't?

RD: Any Crazy Sexual Exploits to brag about??

Jonathan Wayshak: it involves a short hair girl, a hamster, a cowboy hat, and a rusty trombone...i shouldn't be talking about this...it's a little too personal.

RD: What do you think of razordolls.com??

Jonathan Wayshak: it's full of sluts.

RD: Whos your favorite razordoll??

Jonathan Wayshak: BeeBee looks absolutely filthy. i'd like to give her a bath and scrub her down with some SOS pads.

RD: Do you think Porn will ever be an accepted art form??

Jonathan Wayshak: porn is about as artistic as Mtv.

RD: What upcoming artists should we look out for??

Jonathan Wayshak: Me.

RD: Do you like Horror Movies? If so Whats your Favorite??

Jonathan Wayshak: yeah, they're cool. i dig cannibal holocaust, nightmare on elm street III: the dream warriors. i'm more of a science fiction kind of guy.

RD: Whats your opinion on the art scene today??

Jonathan Wayshak: fuckin clown shoes.

RD: What would you say is the biggest problem with society today??

Jonathan Wayshak: the fact that everyone is so ready and willing to be a part of this fuckin scam that is the socalled "good life."