RDWHERE IS THE BAND FROM??
Beezy: The band is originally from all over the UK and one is from Norway. We all met in London through friends, drinking and working.
the Captain: we formed in a pit of fire way way down in the backwoods creek of the Hesher Scum of which i am the ruler.
RDHOW LONG BEEN TOGETHER???
Beezy: We kinda formed about 2 years ago. The lineup has changed once, the old drummer has gone on a tour round europe to star in his own porno film "Dicks Dungeon" which is being filmed in the back of a beat up Van.
the Captain: our minds have been merged since birth, but 2 years ago we put reality into flesh.
RDMAJOR INFLUENCES
Beezy: Lynyrd Skynyrd, Ac/Dc, Motorhead, GnR
the Captain: i can't speak for the other guys but for me i am influenced by Skateboarding, lots of Marijuana, Wrestling, Big Titties on mature biker women and living the Hesher Dream.
RDYOUR NAME IS FROM AN OLD FILM..WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT???
Beezy: Dunno, never even seen the film. Just had a nice ring to it. Plus it kinda sums us up really, some of us being crazy metal head speed freaks where as the other side is more glam wearing pink panties on your head glory hunters.
the Captain: no glam for the Captain. pure shred all the fucking way baby.
RDHOWS THE STATE OF THE U.K. ROCK SCENE???
Beezy: It kinda sucks, there is a "movement" but it is mostly a load of geeks dressed up in leather trousers and eyeliner. Not naming names but there are certain bands coming out of the UK at the moment that are really fucking up the history that we have for producing great rock bands with balls. Nothing worse than a jumped up little egotistical preppy fuck with a can of hairspray and the money from your dads dental surgery backing you when you only can play 3 chords. In general though we're not philosophical about it.
the Captain: the only good band is Mad Dogs n' Glory. we ARE the UK Rock scene. Dig It Baby.
RDFAVE BANDS..(NEW AND OLD)
the Captain: just a taster for y'all of my many influences, Ted Nugent, Antiseen, Lynyrd Skynyrd, GG Allin, David Allan Coe, Hank Williams I, Jr and III, Elvis, Cocknoose, Hellstomper, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, the Mighty Zep, Waylon Jennings, Doom Riders, Allman Brothers Band, Municipal Waste, AC/DC, Shed, Southern Rock, Country and Western, Punk, Thrash Metal... as long as its got an ATTITUDE and i can SKATE to that shit.
RDDO YOU WATCH PORN ON TOUR???IF NOT ..WHY??
Beezy: Yea dont be stupid. Porn is a staple. Porn fills in the gaps where you aint got no-one to make your own porno with.
the Captain: i love porn, i love big tit porn, i love Big Titties.
RDFAVE GROUPIE/FAN STORY???
Beezy: There was this one chick that kept coming to our gigs and was a real nutjob. Kinda scabby and trashy. The only words of english she knew to string together was rock and roll. Anyway to cut a long story short the drummer done her as she was loyal.
the Captain: we were playing and i leant over the stage and put my boot in her face, she grabbed my foot and started licking the sole of my boot. great girl.
RDFAVE CITY TO PLAY???
Beezy: London, cos its full of assholes that dont get it. and we like pissing people off.
the captain: London gets quite a high rota of dicks at gigs, trendy motherfuckers doing whatever NME tells them to do, FUCK THAT SHIT, we go onstage and fuck with them, they stand there arms folded posing out with the 'impress me' attitude, when we're done with them they are sucking off our arseholes like Leeches. I also like London coz we get lotsa cool people at our shows too, don't forget the loyal Mad Dogs fans Baby.
RDFAVE MOVIES..PORN INCLUDED
Beezy: Its gotta be Squirtgirls 2. That shit is incredible.
the Captain: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original, not the bullshit remake) & the Big Lebowski.
RD SEXUAL POSITIONS????
Beezy: Everything possible.
the Captain: Shredding.
RDZODIAC MINDWARP..GENIUS????
RD WHO WRITES THE MAJORITY OF THE STUFF???
Beezy: God
the Captain: yes. we are gods.
RDWHO IS THE BIGGEST WOMANIZER IN THE BAND???
Beezy: Endre Roxello (Rhythm Guitar) .
the Captain: but he don't really get shit.
RDWHEN ARE YOU COMIN TO THE USA???
Beezy: Soon baby! No dates yet but you guys are gonna love us!
the Captain: get involved and book us. we all love our USA brothers and sisters.
RDUS BIRDS V.S. UK BIRDS???
Beezy: How about US and UK Birds at the same time.
the Captain: uk chicks are hot, but theres something about some good ole' confederate swine that gets the Captain all hot and sweaty. and those dirty old middle aged biker chicks you got. bring it on.
RDWHATS NEXT????
the Captain: Shred.
RDHOW DO YOU LIKE RAZORDOLLS????
Beezy: We love them and the site, i personally want at least 10 of them just for me!
RDVICES???
Beezy: pussy. weed, whiskey, ciggies and skating
the Captain: Skateboarding, Titty Bars, Wrestling, Marijuana, Booze, Rock N' Roll.
RD FAVE RAZORDOLL???
the Captain: the one with the moustache.
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