Ali Orange: so you guys are the strangers six...whos all here today

Strangers 6: luke aaron tommy evan and our dick friend derek

Ali Orange: hi dick friend derek

Ali Orange: so we are gonna get right into it

Strangers 6: he says fuck off, i told you he was a dick\

Ali Orange: you boys all like sex, ya?

Strangers 6: yup

Strangers 6: tommy-as long as is gay

Ali Orange: tommy...you like it in the bum?

Strangers 6: usually

Ali Orange: you boys all single?

Strangers 6: no...just tommy and aaron and derek

Ali Orange: the dick?

Strangers 6: you know it

Ali Orange: doesnt surprise me.

Ali Orange: :-)

Ali Orange: okay for those single boys...

Strangers 6: yeah every once and a while he will land a chick but then he blows it

Ali Orange: on tour, tell me some funny things about the girls

Strangers 6: well well well....tommy likes to get drunk and tell random girls how lonely he is as i it will get him laid..plus he likes to tell everyone how he used to be in as i lay dying

Ali Orange: yea...that is pretty bad game.

Ali Orange: i dont like midgets

Strangers 6: i know!!!! i just like to get girls to buy me drinks

Strangers 6: me either...thats why i pissed on him

Ali Orange: (the midget)

Ali Orange: tell me the story

Strangers 6: we were drunk and he said he had athletes foot so i told if you pee on it it would feel better so evan and i peed all over him after drinking all night.. and then the next morning the mid touched himself while watching aaron sleep

Strangers 6: a little creepy

Ali Orange: yeah espically being a midget

Ali Orange: was he at least hot

Strangers 6: hmm he had a gimp hand... so no

Ali Orange: how do you feel about midget porn

Strangers 6: i am in! you have some??

Ali Orange: we are still looking for our main midget porn star

Ali Orange: if you know any send them this way

Strangers 6: aaron is pretty short you might be able to do some camera magic and use him

Ali Orange: i dont think aaron is cut out for this.

Strangers 6: he does have a big wang!

Ali Orange: it may be a little too intense

Ali Orange: so anal beads?

Ali Orange: ever used sex toys with chicks?

Strangers 6: yeah no one will believe he is a midget when they see that giant snake in his pants

Strangers 6: well....aaron collects ninja turtles and those are only toys he has, so i imagine he has done something cool with those!

Strangers 6: i always find them with out there clothes on under his bed

Ali Orange: that might feel a little awkward

Strangers 6: i know!

Strangers 6: he is a sick fuck

Ali Orange: that is talent...maybe i should reconsider have him do midget porn

Strangers 6: i would...but his penis is way to big..it would be like a midget with a third leg

Ali Orange: im guessing this comes from personal experience

Ali Orange: (krysten comments) where do u like to cum on girls

Strangers 6: well, mostly in their arm pits!

Ali Orange: tell me a story

Strangers 6: alright...some time ago tommy aaron and derek, went out one night on tour, and tommy found a girl who was lonely like him and aaron got her drunk then derek jerked off in her pit when she passed out

Ali Orange: i dont even know how to comment back.

Strangers 6: it wasnt you was it?

Ali Orange: creepy?

Ali Orange: nah...my pits werent sticky the next day

Strangers 6: bummer, you should give it a try i will call derek to come over

Ali Orange: ill think about that one...sounds tempting

Strangers 6: derek is pretty hot

Ali Orange: so tell me about your guys first.

Strangers 6: aarons first time was in a 17 year old virgins ass cause she said it didn't count as real sex

Ali Orange: those christian prudes

Strangers 6: tommys was after promising a girl a ride home from a show, had his way with her, fucked her in the van and then gave her a handfull of change for a cab ride home

Ali Orange: thats my favorite

Ali Orange: ooo i have a fun question....

Strangers 6: derek actually texted aaron in midthrust to call and get him out of the situation because this chick had a cavernous vagina

Strangers 6: ok...

Ali Orange: have u ever "pulled pranks" on girls

Strangers 6: um...we are too classy for pranks

Ali Orange: psh.

Ali Orange: no funt!

Ali Orange: fun*

Ali Orange: i was making out with a guy once and in the middle he stopped and started laughing...i asked him what the problem was, and he says....i wonder how many new comments i have on myspace

Strangers 6: so that would make you a myspace superwhore

Ali Orange: yes myspace gets me off

Strangers 6: (thumbs up from tom)

Ali Orange: yesssssss

Ali Orange: aaron likes to lick assholess?

Ali Orange: true or false?

Strangers 6: true, he's the wolfgang puck of salad tossing

Ali Orange: only half gay tho, right?

Strangers 6: his math not ours

Ali Orange: so really 100%

Strangers 6: um... perhaps 98

Ali Orange: okay....that works.

Ali Orange: (this is suposed to be drude little one)

Ali Orange: crude*

Ali Orange: favorite sexual postition....

Strangers 6: aaron LOVES doggy style, tommy, derek, evan say girls on top. Luke has one vote for on the couch with a beer

Ali Orange: with a girl sucking him off while hes watching football, ya?

Strangers 6: he hates sports, he watches LOST or Ryan Adams DVDs

Ali Orange: yes definetly more sexy then fat men tackling eachother.

Strangers 6: agreed

Ali Orange: i still want to here more of these stories

Ali Orange: okay...lest talk about oral

Ali Orange: lets*

Ali Orange: what if u give first and the girl doesnt give back

Strangers 6: aaron doesn't care, luke is not down with that trade and tommy is a master craftsmen of the clit so that doesn't apply to him

Strangers 6: evan says patience equals pleasure

Ali Orange: nice....

Ali Orange: i do find that most boys are a lot of talk....what makes u think you are good at what you do?

Ali Orange: (girls are very good at faking)

Strangers 6: who said we were good? except Tommy, angels sing when hes downthere

Ali Orange: ah thats disappointing.

Strangers 6: plus, if they convinced us who cares?

Ali Orange: good point.

Ali Orange: until they start talking to their girlfriends about how much you sucked...

Strangers 6: totally then you blame it on being frunk

Strangers 6: drunk

Ali Orange: aaron---do u have a lot of drunk moments

Strangers 6: no i find when im drunk its best to stay away from girls

Strangers 6: except 96.5% of the time i'm drunk i can't put on a condom . its kind of a bummer

Ali Orange: so ur a daddy

Strangers 6: but then i found the genius invention of magnum brand condums

Strangers 6: not yet... usually i yell aww fuck and sulk in the corner

Ali Orange: okay i can tell the others are bored....we will rap this us

Ali Orange: talk about your band a little bit if theres something u would like the people to know

Strangers 6: well be on some of the West Coast Warped Tour this summer and doing regional touring for our record "A Date With Daylight" which comes out this summer :-) also if youre in San Diego, were playing X Fest June 9th with Dashboard, Frandz Ferdinand, The Cult, Panic @ The Disco, The Sounds, and more! www.myspace.com/thestrangerssix