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Spiderman aka (Web Master) |
| Age |
Legal |
| Below the Waist |
XXL |
| Star Sign |
pisces |
| Pays the Bills |
Clothing Design and Porn |
| Body Alterations |
Labret |
| Tattoos by |
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| Killing my Ears with |
I understand and respect anyone that creates music that inspires and gives happiness to others, We listen to pretty much anything, and instead of list |
| On the Boobtube |
Most anything HBO especcially Sopranos and 6 feet under, Simpsons of course as well as Family Guy and South Park, Daily Show and Colbert Report. Marr |
| Flicks worth watching |
Pretty much anything with Edward Norton in it ie: Fight Club, 25th hour, american history X and many others. Pretty much any pacino movie ie: Insomnia |
| Good Reads |
Not really a book reader, but the only thing I have read in about 3 years is Al Franken's Lies and the Lieing Liars who tell them and I bought that ab |
| Favorite Artists |
Dahli, Escher, Ron english, John John Jesse, Tim Burton |
| If I was an Animal |
Id be a Poohfish apparently |
| In my Freetime |
What free time?? |
| Can't live without |
Porn, Rock and Good Food |
| Gets me horny |
Girls with glasses, thigh highs and good style |
| Favorite Pickup line |
I have a turtle back at my place want to come see it? |
| I Lostthe Vcard |
Drunk and Confused |
| My wet dreams include |
Various girls doing Various things |
| In the Bedroom I prefer |
to keep it secret |
| Most Amazing Time |
wearing socks and being drunk and then rubbing your socks back and forth on the carpet really fast. Do it and you'll know what I mean. |
| Most Embarassing Time |
I dont embarass too easily. I just dont care enough to get embarassed |
| Favorite Razor Doll |
Hackems! |
| E-mail |
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May, 20th 2007 |
Well it looks like we finally got it together and got this new site up and running, Hope you all like it. There are bound to be some glitches and mishaps, but we are working hard to find and fix them, soon this site will be fully functional and screeming like a bansheee!!! EEEEEEEYYYYYYYYIIIIII!!!!!!
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May, 4th 2007 |
Testties testies 123
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December, 29th 2006 |
i am totally writing this on a wii right now and i was totally just watching porn on the wii
it only takes flash right now though but hopefully soon quicktime will work
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December, 17th 2006 |
Everyone stay tuned to Razordolls for the new year, because big things are coming! New Site, New Features, New Hotties!!! More detals sooooooon!
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November, 14th 2006 |
When faced with a Wild Stoyakitte that has obviously been run ragged for far too long, and is looking to attack with little or no provocation there are a few survival skills that you need to know.
First off, any trained Stoyacologist will tell you that if a Wild Stoyakittie is low on Caffine you dont stand a chance, so first you must assess the caffine levels in the blood, you can do this by asking simple questions that would not normally warrent a screem fest, like "how did you sleep?" or "what did you do last night?" If these questions result in higher than normal pitches that reseble coherant sentances, its obvious the caffine levels are running low, your best bet is to have a nice cold Pepsi or RC cola handy.
Now if it is clear that caffine is not the issue hunger might be the ticket. At which point tacos are generally in order, sometimes plain cheesburgers will work, but usually tacos are your best bet. If all else fails, Curly fries and chocolate shakes will most likely ward off a Stoyakittie on the Prowl.
Just a word of caution, these are survival tactics and should only be used in extreeme situations. Dealing with a Stoyakittie is not the safest thing in the world and you should take all the precautions you can, its a good idea to keep an emergency bottle of pink wine around just in case things get out of hand, and expect things to go wrong from time to time, remember you are dealing with a dangerous animal and Stoyakitties are unpredictable. If you feel you are in a situation that you cant get out of, you may just have to give up a limb from time to time. Remember Stoyakitties love flesh, so if you are in a tight space, just offer out your arm or leg, or shoulder as a peace offering, It may hurt at the time, but it will be better than if shes in control!
This message brought to you by the national stoyakittie conservation society
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October, 29th 2006 |
Coming Tuesday night, A spectacularly twisted, hardcore fuck fest, From the mind of Vonn Fink straight to your porn box! You wont want to miss this one!!!
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October, 26th 2006 |
75% of which will be on the site in the near future. the other 25% is privilaged information :P
In other news my Halloween costume is Extra Hillarious and pictures and probably video of me in it and struggling to get out of it will be posted shortly after halloween!
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October, 22nd 2006 |
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October, 15th 2006 |
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September, 25th 2006 |
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